尚能飯否

如今愈發佩服英國人，我對學院食堂已經是能避則避，這些口是心非的英倫紳士小姐們能堅持三年實在是厲害。幾日前實在是無以果腹，不得不去食堂打飯。吃飯時聽到臨桌對話：

（請自動切換至British Accent）
A: Can I try your tomato salad?
B: Of course.
B: Quite lovely, isn't it?
A: Glorious.

我聽完后頓時吐了一升血。

隔了五分鐘后，雙方繼續：
B: I heard you paid a little visit to xxx the other day, how's the food over at St. John's?
A: I plainly feel sympathetic to all St. John's people, they have absolutely no idea what a real beef pie tastes like.

我看了看我動了兩口的BEEF PIE，忍了半天終于把血忍住了。

唉，我是多么懷念曾經讓我痛不欲生的WILBUR DINNING啊。